From a writing exercise. --- Alphon was hungry. He'd been pulling neo-lopes out of hydroponic bays all shift long. 10 hours, no break, no food to eat, only pick. The EZ Happy Donut sign pulsed as he trodded up and slumped onto a plastic stool discolored by the asses of countless pickers before him. The sugary smell of freshed baked doughnuts that is pumped out of the circulation ducts all along this section made him sick, but he was too hungry to care. "Gimmi an old-fashioned and a..." "Please restate order in 'product desired' - 'product quantity' form" The supposidly soothing voice of the automat proclaimed. "Fucked up lame software." "Order confirmed, insert UNIVERSAL, PCA or Orbital3 debit card, now" "What order? I havn't finished!" "Insert debit card now, please" "Tell me what you think I ordered." Alphon knew this was way too complex of an inquery for the version 3.x automats they installed in WorkerZone. "Insert debit card or be in violation of Orbital3 code Title 372 Section G 'Ordering products from an automated device with no intent to pay or fraudulent intent'" "Fuck this, cancel order & gimmi a god damn old..." "Order has been confirmed unable to comply with cancel request. New order function not avalible until current order complete. Please insert debit card." Alphon looked at the only other automat at this EZ Happy Donut. Someone had put what looked like a glide rail strut through its screen. It didn't look very operational. The girl who had been waiting behind him gave him a sort of "thanks for breaking it, asshole" look and headed off towards the Qwicky Licky BBQ automats down the corridor. "Please insert debit card within the next 60 seconds or be in violation of Orbital3 code Title 372 Section G. This is the official notification required by Orbital3 code Title 380 Sections A & C." "Blow me" Alphon started checking the many pockets of his Orbital3 duty jumpsuit for an old debit card. One he hoped only had enough for a donut or two. He had heard some other picker was delieverd 118 pairs of foul weather gloves from a fucked up automat. Why foul weather gloves are even on the menu in climate controlled station was of no concern to the arbitration panel, they denyed his debit reversal appeal. That kind of shit Alphon didn't need. "30 seconds until violation, please insert debit card." "Yeah, yeah" Alphon took the card he had found floating amongst the neo-lope roots. Local Orbital3 issue, maybe it had a few creds left, looked beat to hell. He stuck it in. At least it wasn't in his name. "Thank you, Mayor Johnson. One pink sparkles, $4.78 total debit." Alphon stared at the name on the graphical display, not sure whether to push the card return or to bolt. Sudden movements like that tended to get the camera systems to alert station security. Instead he glanced at the security mirror, he was relativly alone. Then a thought occured to him. "Account Balance" "Threehundred seventyfivethousand eighthundred sixteen point 72 credits current balance." He grabed the card and left the doghnut. Alphon's life had either gotten a whole lot better of a whole lot worse he wasn't sure which.